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shadowkat104:

kellyjacobsbooks:

HOW TO SURVIVE A HEART ATTACK WHEN ALONE

Let’s say it’s 6.15pm and you’re going home (alone of course), after an unusually hard day on the job. You’re really tired, upset and frustrated. Suddenly you start experiencing severe pain in your chest that starts to drag out into your arm and up into your jaw. You are only about five miles from the hospital nearest your home. Unfortunately you don’t know if you’ll be able to make it that far. You have been trained in CPR, but the guy that taught the course did not tell you how to perform it on yourself..!!

NOW HOW TO SURVIVE A HEART ATTACK WHEN ALONE…

Since many people are alone when they suffer a heart attack, without help, the person whose heart is beating improperly and who begins to feel faint, has only about 10 seconds left before losing consciousness.

However, these victims can help themselves by coughing repeatedly and very vigorously.

A deep breath should be taken before each cough, and the cough must be deep and prolonged, as when producing sputum from deep inside the chest.

A breath and a cough must be repeated about every two seconds without let-up until help arrives, or until the heart is felt to be beating normally again.

Deep breaths get oxygen into the lungs and coughing movements squeeze the heart and keep the blood circulating.

The squeezing pressure on the heart also helps it regain normal rhythm. In this way, heart attack victims can perhaps buy precious time to get themselves to a phone and dial 911.

Rather than sharing another joke please contribute by broadcasting this which can save a person’s life!

Be prepared and become part of the solution. Get your free next-of-kin notification card today. Click here: https://www.InCaseOfEmergencyCard.com/

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Reblogging cause this could save someone’s life

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thescienceofjohnlock:

fuckyeahadventuretimegifs:

elrics:

ADVENTURE TIME MASTERPOST
(Contains the Animated Show and Comics; To be updated as needed)

Season 1: Slumber Party Panic ⋅ Trouble in Lumpy Space ⋅ Prisoners of Love ⋅ Tree Trunks ⋅ The Enchiridion! ⋅ The Jiggler ⋅ Ricardio the Heart Guy ⋅ Business Time ⋅ My Two Favorite People ⋅ Memories of Boom Boom Mountain ⋅ Wizard ⋅ Evicted! ⋅ City of Thieves ⋅ The Witch’s Garden ⋅ What is Life ⋅ Ocean of Fear ⋅ When Wedding Bells Thaw ⋅ Dungeon ⋅ The Duke ⋅ Freak City ⋅ Donny ⋅ Henchman ⋅ Rainy Day Daydream ⋅ What Have You Done ⋅ His Hero ⋅ Gut Grinder

Season 2: It Came from the Nightosphere ⋅ The Eyes ⋅ Loyalty to the King ⋅ Blood Under the Skin ⋅ Storytelling ⋅ Slow Love ⋅ Power Animal ⋅ Crystals Have Power ⋅ The Other Tarts ⋅ To Cut a Woman’s Hair ⋅ The Chamber of Frozen Blades ⋅ Her Parents ⋅ The Pods ⋅ The Silent King ⋅ The Real You ⋅ Guardians of Sunshine ⋅ Death in Bloom ⋅ Susan Strong ⋅ Mystery Train ⋅ Go With Me ⋅Belly of the Beast ⋅ The Limit ⋅ Video Makers ⋅ Heat Signature ⋅ Mortal Folly ⋅ Mortal Recoil

Season 3: Conquest of Cuteness ⋅ Morituri Te Salutamus ⋅ Memory of a Memory ⋅ Hitman ⋅ Too Young ⋅ The Monster ⋅ Still ⋅ Wizard Battle ⋅ Fionna and Cake ⋅ What Was Missing ⋅ Apple Thief ⋅ The Creeps ⋅ From Bad to Worse ⋅ Beautopia ⋅ No One Can Hear You ⋅ Jake Vs. Me-Mow ⋅ Thank You ⋅ The New Frontier ⋅ Holly Jolly Secrets ⋅ Marceline’s Closet ⋅ Paper Pete ⋅ Another Way ⋅ Ghost Princess ⋅ Dad’s Dungeon ⋅ Incendium

Season 4: Hot to the Touch ⋅ Five Short Graybles ⋅ Web Weirdos ⋅ Dream of Love ⋅ They Went to the Nightosphere ⋅ Daddy’s Little Monster ⋅ In Your Footsteps ⋅ Hug Wolf ⋅ Princess Monster Wife ⋅ Goliad ⋅ Beyond This Earthly Realm ⋅ Gotcha ⋅ Princess Cookie ⋅ Card Wars ⋅ Son of Mars ⋅ Burning Low ⋅ B-Mo Noire ⋅ King Worm ⋅ Lady & Peebles ⋅ You Made Me! ⋅ Who Would Win ⋅ Ignition Point ⋅ The Hard Easy ⋅ Reign of Gunters ⋅ I Remember You ⋅ The Lich

Season 5: Finn the Human + Jake the Dog ⋅ Five More Short Graybles + Up a Tree ⋅ All the Little People + Jake the Dad ⋅ Davey + Mystery Dungeon ⋅ Bad Little Boy + All Your Fault ⋅ Little Dude + Vault of Bones ⋅ The Great Bird Man + Simon and Marcy ⋅ Glitch is a Glitch + Puhoy ⋅ B-MO Lost + Princess Potluck ⋅ James Baxter the Horse

Comics: (In order to read these, you will need to download and install ComicRack) Adventure Time (#1-15) ⋅ Marceline & The Scream Queens (#1-6)  ⋅ Fionna and Cake (#1-4)

This list of episodes is up to date. I will update the post as new episodes air. All of the episodes are in 720p. I’ve also included download links to all of the comics that have been released. I will also update them as soon as the new issues are scanalated. Enjoy!

Enjoy

My kids are gonna love you forever.

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aeura:

dangertitties:

thecakebar:

DIY S’mores Pie Pops {must click the link for recipe and FULL tutorial}

RAVIOLI RAVIOLI NOW I HAVE THE FORMUOLI!

could u plz reblog this for me so i dont lose it

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buttgenie:

writeworld:

Instead of whispered, consider:

• murmured
• mumbled
• muttered
• breathed
• sighed
• hissed
• mouthed
• uttered
• intoned
• susurrated
• purred
• said in an undertone
• gasped
• hinted
• said low
• said into someone’s ear
• said softly
• said under one’s breath
• said in hushed tones
• insinuated

aye lil mama let me insinuate in ya ear

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goddardneutron:

splashofhope:

REBLOG AND THEN

GO

ON

YOUR

BLOG

AND CLICK ON THE PICTURE. USE YOUR WEBCAM OR NOT.

This is the most wondrous thing. I have turned off all of my lights and I’m sat under my duvet like a secret pioneer into this fantastic little world that I can’t stop watching.

Genuinely one of the coolest things I’ve come across on here.

Ok this is amazing

I spent like 20 minutes just watching it.

omg i dont reblog stuff but fhdbsjfhdbshjfs this needs to be on my tumblr omg //stares

WOAHHH K TURNED THE LIGHTS OUT. TOOK ME A WHILE BUT WHAOOAOOOAHHH

YOU MEAN YOU PEOPLE HAVE NEVER HEARD OF THIS I LOVE THIS OKAY IT’S MEANT TO REPRESENT HOW DREAMS EVOLVE WITH RANDOM SHAPES AND REPETITIVE IMAGES ANA SOMNIA IS THE BEST THING

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theconsultingbadwolf:

If anyone were to take me on a date like this I would probably fall immediately in love with them

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celebrate-the-magic:

riversonghellosweetie:

willoughbywallabywoo:

“Tiny Bow & Arrow”

What you’ll need:

- sharp knife

- popsicle stick

- q-tip

-dental floss

I need this for class

Welp people are going to hate me now more than they already do

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mitose:

Twitter / rokissh: この描き方めっちゃ楽だったからツイ　15秒で薔薇みたいな何か …

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tadeles:

I was asked to give some tips on noses (pun intended), so here’s a little guide of sorts as to how I draw them. if you’d like any other tips on how I work, always feel free to ask! :) x

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cosmicninjas:

idonthavealifez:

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jazzykitty:

marielikestodraw:

devildoll:

drinkmasturbatecry:

theoppositeoflamp:

gunslingerannie:

sassysharpshooter:

myantiquehabibi:

hereforpizza:

emmugh:

The Secret Door could take you anywhere in the world. Only unlike completely randomised websites that drop you in the middle of the Australian outback, it’s likely to take you somewhere really, really cool.

it took me to the horizon of a city. and then i looked around and i realized…

it was a miniature city

people were standing around it and all this time i was thinking it was a real city

i got scared there for a moment

it dropped me IN THE OCEAN in front of a manta ray

I am in some turkish baths

Muscular dudes and ladies are looking at me

I ENDED UP IN LEGOLAND

i think i should get points for recognising it instantly

EDIT: omg now i’m in a garden centre in Worcestershire

I am in a leather bag shop.

I AM IN A GLORIOUS CAVE IN OKINAWA

HERE IS WHERE I SHALL CONSTRUCT MY SUPERVILLAIN LAIR

it took me to a thrift store, a hiking trail, and then a candy store.

IT’S LIKE IT KNOWS ME

OH MY GOD THIS IS AMAZING.

I landed in the Grand Canyon, then the Inuit Museum (I think), then a a bar?!?! *click more*

I am under the sea

I ENDED UP AT SOME RAVE IN AMSTERDAM.

I AM IN A FREAKINg COMIC BOOK STORE OMg

This is THE BEST omg I can have an entire adventure and not get off my bed

disperse:

This is a complied list of fonts that are on the Owl City albums. You can download each font, for free, at the links below!

Of June [x] | Owl City [x]
Maybe I’m Dreaming (iTunes Version) [x] | Owl City [x]
Maybe I’m Dreaming (Physical CD Version) [x] | Owl City [x]
Ocean Eyes [x] | Owl City [x]
All Things Bright and Beautiful [x] | Owl City [x]
The Midsummer Station [x] | Owl City [x]
Good Time [x] | Owl City [x]

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youngblackandvegan:

dontblinkmywaywarddetective:

Antz

Bee Movie

Chicken Run

Flushed Away

How to Train Your Dragon

Joseph King of Dreams

Kung Fu Panda

Kung Fu Panda 2

Madagascar

Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa

Madagascar 3: Europe’s Most Wanted

Megamind

Monsters vs Aliens

Over the Hedge

Puss in Boots

Rise of the Guardians

Shark Tale

Shrek

Shrek 2

Shrek the Third

Shrek Forever After

Sinbad: Legend of the Seven Seas

Spirit: Stallion of the Cimarron

The Prince of Egypt

The Road to El Dorado

don’t say nissi never gave you anything

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chattercrow:

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among-the-spheres:

janefriedman:

A Map to Get Out of Writer’s Block via NY Book Editors

This actually super useful even if you aren’t a writer :D

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